i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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