It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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