He is an equal opportunity slut.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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