I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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