Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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