I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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