David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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