therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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