I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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