i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
fuck your aforementioned shoe
she pinky promised me she was 18
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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