It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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