It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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