whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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