It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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