So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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