So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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