we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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