My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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