yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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