I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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