that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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