He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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