covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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