the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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