On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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