Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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