So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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