What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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