I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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