I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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