its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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