You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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