this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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