better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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