I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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