where does the pee come out of this thing
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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