Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Randomize
