roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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