I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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