the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
there is glitter all over my balls
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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