I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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