Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
