This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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