Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i don't like sucking hair
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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