i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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