You're so nebulous sometimes
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
It's just like the Real World with babies
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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