just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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