I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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