i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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