he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
